https://www.kristofferhansen.com/writing daily 1.0 2026-04-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5994d93ce4fcb5d90b739970/63da982e-e52a-4179-a1de-ac730faa6eab/bmmcover.png Writing - Blue Mage MasterChef Racoon-girl Wizard-chef LitRPG Slice-of-Life Romance Book Sometimes all you need is a good meal. Cookie's a raccoon-girl who has spent most of her life in a box in the back alley. But when she helps the local Inn's scullery boy survive an attack from the Rogue's Guild, her life gets a lot more complicated. Now she's got a job and a warm place to sleep, which is nice, but she's also got Guild politics, local crime bosses, culinary school, and learning to be... a Wizard? Turns out her new boss and mentor isn't just a chef! He's going to teach Cookie to work literal magic with her food! And if all that wasn't enough, she also has to contend with some Big Feelings for a cute human boy at the Adventurer's Guild and the seductive bunny-girl barista with a complicated past. Updates M-W-F ️ What to Expect Several anthropomorphic and human (and other) characters Cozy slice-of-life fantasy... in a far post-System-Apocalypse setting Cooking magic and wizard/culinary school Found family Romance, dating, and an endgame pairing Occasional mystery, academy, and light adventure What You Won't Find ⚔️ A combat-focused protagonist (Cookie's a lover, not a fighter.) Harem or poly ending https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5994d93ce4fcb5d90b739970/fc4e05fb-64eb-4cd4-b379-e9e651fcd1d0/image_2026-08-14_234736434.png Writing - Devourer of Ten Thousand Realms Power isn't just taken, it's consumed. Look, I wasn't a smart kid. I was an idiot for running away from home.But there was no way I could have predicted that a weirdo was going to fall out of the sky and pass me a key to the entire multiverse like it was a stolen car. Now, I could go anywhere except home, but the multiverse was full of evil cultivators, monsters, and worse. The only way I could survive was by Devouring the power of others, whether I could handle it or not. Too much, and I'd light myself on fire from the inside. Not enough, I'd get eaten by a giant bug. And there were people out there who really wanted to get their hands on this key. If I wanted to survive, I only had one choice, even if it made me a monster in the process: Eat. Grow. Survive. Content Warning: Violence, body horror, cannibalistic elements, and morally questionable decision-making. Volume 2 - The Immortality Heist - Launching in October https://www.kristofferhansen.com/podcasts daily 0.75 2026-03-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5994d93ce4fcb5d90b739970/d60fc565-844c-4e46-99c1-9579c9eb75d4/1-logonew.jpg Podcast - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5994d93ce4fcb5d90b739970/2988b7dc-7e18-4a50-a6e3-399885273b4c/maplesumo_small.jpg Podcast - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://www.kristofferhansen.com/images daily 0.75 2026-05-24 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5994d93ce4fcb5d90b739970/475e424c-e4a8-4dc2-b72c-a4fe13e72443/character.jpg